Still cracking up.

Dad: "What's all this 'bye' business? You're coming back, aren't you?"

I feel so overwhelmed.

I want to drill holes in my head.

Quote of the day.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein

There comes a point...

When you realize that, despite your melodramatics, you were absolutely right, it's just that your timing was off.

I had a similar thought the other day:

"...I wouldn’t say I was an ugly duckling but I never felt like I had an exceptional physical appearance that was going to make life any easier.” - actress Kerry Washington in this week's Page Six Magazine